The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Only bikers understand why dogs love to
stick their heads out car windows.

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.

Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas
 before you can think straight.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
 
Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling
... and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go.
 Old riders pick a direction and go.
 
Sometimes the fastest way to get there
is to stop for the night.

Always back your scoot into the curb and sit where you can see it.

Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.
 

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it’s an attitude.

Winter is nature’s way of telling you to polish.
 
A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.

Keep your bike in good repair.
 Motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.

People are like motorcycles: each is customized
 a bit differently.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

When you are leading, don't spit.

There’s something ugly about a new bike on a trailer.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the
middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

Owning 2 bikes is useful because at least one can
 be raided for parts at any given time.
 
Everyone drops their bike.
Some get back on. Some don't.  Some can't.

You'll know that she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike.
Don't do it and  she will love you more.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician’s tape, it’s serious.

There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers.
 There are no old drunk bikers.
 
The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
(also true when meeting strangers)

You can forget what you do for a living
 when your knees are in the breeze.

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith,
 and use a lot of gasoline.
 

It doesn't matter what you ride
... the wind is the same !